Zitat von YvH im Beitrag #1

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5 1/2 Jahre ist es her, dass Gerhard den letzten Witz hier postete ... das soll doch wohl ein Witz sein, oder?

Also, ich habe jetzt einen, in Englisch ... bitte schön:


One day an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots' cockpit and saw a book entitled "How To Fly An Aeroplane For Dummies - Vol. 1"

He opened the first page which said "To start the engine, press the RED button. He did so and the planes' engine started.

He was happy and opened the next page. "To set airplane moving press the BLUE button. He did so and the aeroplane started moving at an amazing speed.

He wanted to fly, so he opened the third page which read "To let the aeroplane fly, press the GREEN button."He did so and the plane started to fly.

He was absolutely delighted and excited.

After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land, so he decided to go to the fourth page.

He fainted after reading the instructions.

The fourth page read "TO LEARN HOW TO LAND, PLEASE PURCHASE VOLUME TWO AT THE NEAREST BOOKSHOP".

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